What does Gollum think about Gandalf's smoking addiction?

Stupid, filthy habitses!

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What does Gollum think about Gandalf's smoking addiction?

Stupid, filthy habitses!

Why was Gollum executed at a bar in Iraq?

Because he asked for Ice-es