Gollum Jokes

What is Gollum's favourite bird?

A Smeagull! :D

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What does Gollum think about Gandalf's smoking addiction?

Stupid, filthy habitses!

Why was Gollum executed at a bar in Iraq?

Because he asked for Ice-es

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What should have tipped off the airline ticket sellers on 9/11?

When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way.

What did Ernie say to Bert when he asked for ice cream?

Sure, Bert!

Gandalf Jokes More Gandalf Jokes

Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

How does Gandalf know he's pregnant?

A wizard is never late.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What is it called when you think you see a popstar in the desert?

It's a Nicki Mirage.

Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly?

She thought she was a dromedary.

Execute Jokes More Execute Jokes

Why was Gollum executed at a bar in Iraq?

Because he asked for Ice-es

How do Asians execute white people?

They cut off their heads using a Gweilotine.

Scallop Jokes More Scallop Jokes

What's Gollum's favourite food?

Scallops, scallops!

How does a sea horse run?

Scallops!

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why did the rabbi walk into the bar?

Because he likes oldfashioned jokes.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar?

Ouch!"

Iraq Jokes More Iraq Jokes

Why isn't there a Wal-Mart in Iraq?

because there is a target in every corner.

What do they call a dog in Iraq?

A Shia pet. *friend of mine came up with this and was pretty proud of himself