Why was Gollum executed at a bar in Iraq?

Because he asked for Ice-es

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How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!

How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?

A: Tea Rex

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How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

How do you get from Iran to Iraq without moving?

You switch the 'n' with 'q'.

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How to be part of a joke?

One must simply walk into a bar

Why did the director get kicked out of the bar?

He was making a scene!

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What was the REAL reason Harambe was executed?

He found Hillary's emails

Why was Gollum executed at a bar in Iraq?

Because he asked for Ice-es

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What is Gollum's favourite bird?

A Smeagull! :D

Why was Gollum executed at a bar in Iraq?

Because he asked for Ice-es