Why was Gollum executed at a bar in Iraq?

Because he asked for Ice-es

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How flexible are you?

He asked. I can't do Tuesdays. -Tommy Cooper

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.

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What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

Why are Saudis so behind on current events?

Because they live under Iraq.

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What happens when a bull and a horse go to a bar?

They get BUCKED up!

Why did the chord get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was Aminor

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Why was the lumberjack executed?

He committed treeson.

Why is ISIS so good at sports?

Even in high-intensity games they always manage to execute

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What does Gollum think about Gandalf's smoking addiction?

Stupid, filthy habitses!

What is Gollum's favourite bird?

A Smeagull! :D