Why was Gollum executed at a bar in Iraq?

What did the yogi say to his friends when they asked him to leave?

Nah I'ma stay"

What are some good Asian jokes you know?

I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.

Iraq Jokes More Iraq Jokes

How did you get out of Iraq?

He answered: "Iran"

How do you get from Iran to Iraq without moving?

You switch the 'n' with 'q'.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why was the gymnast disqualified?

He walked into a bar.

Why are law students known for drinking?

They are getting ready for the Bar exam.

Execute Jokes More Execute Jokes

Why couldn't they execute the railway worker with the electric chair?

He was too good a conductor

Why did the servant of the Airplane King get executed?

He was not Boeing.

Gollum Jokes More Gollum Jokes

What is Gollum's favourite bird?

A Smeagull! :D

What does Gollum think about Gandalf's smoking addiction?

Stupid, filthy habitses!