How did you get out of Iraq?

He answered: "Iran"

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What's the answer for question #2?

2.B or not 2.B

What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?

Answer: One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.

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Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?

Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)

How do the people of northern Iraq manage to get so much done?

The Kurds have their ways

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Why have human fossils never been found in Iran?

Because homos in Iran do not exist.

Why are there no Walmarts in Iran?

Because there's a JC Penny at every corner.