How did you get out of Iraq?

He answered: "Iran"

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How many redditors does it take to answer an /r/AskScience question?

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How to make an idiot curious?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

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What should Iraq get for its air defense system?

A:A refund.

Why are there no Walmarts in Iraq?

Because they are all Targets.

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How did I get out of Afghanistan?

Iran.

Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?

Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)