What did the dyslexic, epilptic with hemorrhoids say?

If I fits I sitz."

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What does a math teacher do when he has hemorrhoids?

He works them out with a pencil.

What's your favorite "grosser than gross" joke?

Mine is hickey on a hemorrhoid.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'd be surprised if you could fit two in there

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a French girl?

You can only fit three fingers in a bowling ball.