What does a math teacher do when he has hemorrhoids?

He works them out with a pencil.

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Who is better? The 3rd wave feminist or the pencil?

The pencil is better. It has a point.

Where do pencils go for vacation?

Pencil-vania.

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Why don't we wait for life on other planets to find us?

Why do we have to do all the work

Why did Jesus drop out of the carpentry business?

He got too attached to his work.

Hemorrhoid Jokes More Hemorrhoid Jokes

What do you call a nice guy with hemorrhoids?

A stand up guy

What's your favorite "grosser than gross" joke?

Mine is hickey on a hemorrhoid.

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Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

What does a math teacher say when they leave?

calc-U-LATER