What do you call a nice guy with hemorrhoids?

A stand up guy

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What do you call a nice guy with hemorrhoids?

A stand up guy

Why did the farmer get nominated for an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field. Why didn't the farmer make it to the award ceremony Because he was out standing in his field.

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Why did the guy not draw a circle?

Because there was no point.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russel

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What does a math teacher do when he has hemorrhoids?

He works them out with a pencil.

Why are they called hemorrhoids?

Because asteroids was already taken.

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What do you call the nicest guy in the hospital?

The Ultra-sound guy..... Who covers him when he's not available The hip replacement guy!

Why do nice guys make good lovers?

They always finish last.