Nice Guy Jokes

Who's the nicest guy at the hospital?

The ultrasound guy

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What do you call a nice guy with hemorrhoids?

A stand up guy

Why do nice guys make good lovers?

They always finish last.

What do you call the nicest guy in the hospital?

The Ultra-sound guy..... Who covers him when he's not available The hip replacement guy!

How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3. ?

4. Prophet.

Why do girls like nice guys?

Cause nice guys always finish last.

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Why did two ferrets decide to meet?

They were trying to start a business.

What do scientists say when they meet each other?

Hydrogen Iodide

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What do you call a feminist that raps about women's rights?

Feminem

What do you call a dinosaur that raps about life?

A philosorapper

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What did the pastry from Denmark say to the pastry from Norway?

Hey, I'm Danish. JK they're pastries, they can't talk.

What am I a pillow now?

Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.

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Why do nice guys make good lovers?

They always finish last.

Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner?

A. In the pages of a romance novel.

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What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.

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What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!

When a guy texts "your beautiful," reply with "my beautiful what?

then laugh and laugh and never talk to that nice idiot again.

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What did the Dalai Lama say to the guy in the kebab shop?

Make me one with everything."

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

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What's love?

Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!

Why is r/Jokes only text, and forbids external links?

Because black people can't be offended if they're only reading jokes.