Nice Guy Jokes

Who's the nicest guy at the hospital?

The ultrasound guy

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What do you call a nice guy with hemorrhoids?

A stand up guy

Why do nice guys make good lovers?

They always finish last.

What do you call the nicest guy in the hospital?

The Ultra-sound guy..... Who covers him when he's not available The hip replacement guy!

How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3. ?

4. Prophet.

Why do girls like nice guys?

Cause nice guys always finish last.

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Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

Why doesn't your menu list prices?

Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.

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Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"

How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.

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What do you call a woman that raps about woman's rights?

Feminem

What do you call a window that can rap?

Two Panes

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Why do hipsters drink coffee so quickly?

They want to finish before it's cool.

What do you call a pink slip served inside a bag of coffee?

Grounds for termination.

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What's the difference between my face and my jokes?

People laugh at my face.

How do rainbows laugh?

Hue hue hue

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Why can't rappers rap about nice things?

YEAH GIRL I'm GOING TO TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHS AND ....... Give them to a homeless guy because he's cold

Why did the rapper die after being shot?

He forgot 2pac his bullet proof vest

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What is Kanye West's favorite breakfast food?

Omelette you finish.

What's the difference between my ex girlfriend and ebola?

At least Ebola will finish me off

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When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

Which rapper would you rather bring back from the dead?

Tupac - Biggie Smalls - Eazy E - Meek Mills