What did the pastry from Denmark say to the pastry from Norway?

Hey, I'm Danish. JK they're pastries, they can't talk.

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Why do people always talk in absolutes?

I would never do that. It's the worst.

Who's there ! Baron ! Baron who ?

Baron mind who you're talking to !

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Why were the 5 gorgeous young blonde Danish fashion models sobbing their eyes out?

I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.

What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.

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What do you call weed from Denmark?

Dansk kush.

What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power ?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

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What did the pastry from Denmark say to the pastry from Norway?

Hey, I'm Danish. JK they're pastries, they can't talk.

Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships?

So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.

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What did the pastry from Denmark say to the pastry from Norway?

Hey, I'm Danish. JK they're pastries, they can't talk.

What happens when two pastries divorce?

They have a custardy battle