What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power ?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

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Did you hear about the runner who was criticized?

He just took it in stride

What did the deaf guy say to the blind guy?

I can't hear you, but I can see your point

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What's the difference between a radical and a moderate Muslim?

A radical Muslim wants to cut your head off, but a moderate Muslim the radical Muslim to cut your head off. Bye.

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Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.

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They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Why is a blonde like Australia?

A: They're both down under and no one cares.

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What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power ?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

What's the difference between Tony Abbott and a coffee machine?

One is a cold heartless machine, used by everyone... ...And the other is useful with a Cafe. Gnite folks!

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What did the pastry from Denmark say to the pastry from Norway?

Hey, I'm Danish. JK they're pastries, they can't talk.

What do you call weed from Denmark?

Dansk kush.

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What do you call a gore thriller that can't get enough funding?

A film that needs morbids.

What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power ?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia