How does a lawyer name their kids?

Bill and Sue

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What did Jared Fogle say when his wife told him she wanted kids?

Me too*

Why couldn't the Dairy Queen have any kids?

Because she married Mr. Softy!

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Why doesn't Monica Lewinsky like going to the doctor?

He always shoves a Bill down her throat!

Why is it good to know someone who kicks ducks in the face?

Because they're always footing the bill.

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Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first

Why does New York have all the lawyers while New Jersey got all the garbage dumps?

New Jersey got to pick first

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Why was the man sued by his horse?

For palomino-money!

Why did the oil covered seagull get sued?

There can only be one goo gull