How does a lawyer name their kids?

Bill and Sue

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Who's Gotye?

while their kids were like, "What's a record

What's the difference between a meteor and a meteorite?

Ite. Sorry, a kid said this in elementary school and it was funny back then :)

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What do you do on a date with a feminist?

Split the bill.

How do you stop your water from running?

Stop paying the bill.

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How do you keep a lawyer from drowning?

You take your foot off the top of their head.

What does a lawyer say to another lawyer?

We are both a lawyer.

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Why are doctors sued for malpractice at the beach?

A: Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.

How does a lawyer name their kids?

Bill and Sue