How does a lawyer name their kids?

Bill and Sue

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Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

What kind of medicine do you give a kid having a fit?

An anti-hissy-tamine.

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What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ?

Pack your trunk and clear out !"

Why is it good to know someone who kicks ducks in the face?

Because they're always footing the bill.

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How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?

Never enough.

Why was the lawyer home early?

Briefcase

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What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Sue

Why are doctors sued for malpractice at the beach?

A: Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.