Why couldn't the Dairy Queen have any kids?

Because she married Mr. Softy!

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What did the robot say to the gas pump?

Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!" I saw this in a Highlights magazine when I was a kid.

What did the kid who could see dead eskimos say?

Icy dead people!

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Why don't tennis players get married?

Because to them love means nothing.

How can you tell two people are married?

Both are yelling at the same kid.

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What do I have to do to get a margarita around here?

And that's when I got kicked out of Dairy Queen.

Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper