Why couldn't the Dairy Queen have any kids?

Because she married Mr. Softy!

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What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

Where are the kids?

me *turns around and goes back out*

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Why don't married men live as long as single men?

They don't want to!

How did Kanye West ask Kim Kardashian to marry him ??

will i marry you?"

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How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He didn't wrap his Whopper

What do I have to do to get a margarita around here?

And that's when I got kicked out of Dairy Queen.