How can you tell two people are married?

Both are yelling at the same kid.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the pirate say when his kids were about to watch their favorite cartoon?

ARE YE READY KIDS !

Why can't Casper have kids?

Cause he has a Halloweenie

People Jokes More People Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a salad?

Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.

How do people with injured hands commute to work?

Carpool tunnels

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell your boyfriend has gained weight?

You fit into his clothes.

What do you tell a women with a black eye?

Nothing, you already told her once.

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why did the IT Admin marry Sally?

She had a 19" rack.

What type of fruit is impossible to marry?

Cantaloupe

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

Why did the musician give his daughters the same name?

So he could yell "Anna 1, Anna 2!"

How many SRSers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.