Why did the polish person marry someone from the other side of the country?

Because opposite poles attract

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What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

What type of fruit is impossible to marry?

Cantaloupe

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What do you call a country ruled by dank memes?

Kappatalism

Why hasn't Africa ever won Olympic gold in basketball?

Because Africa isn't a country.

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What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!

Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

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Where did the frog say his family came from?

They are German and a tad-Polish"

What is something long and hard that a Polish Bride gets on her wedding day?

A last name.

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Why did the polish person marry someone from the other side of the country?

Because opposite poles attract

What's a funny non-racist joke a Polish person would laugh at?

Just trying to make a Polish girl I like laugh