Why did the polish person marry someone from the other side of the country?

Because opposite poles attract

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What do you call two fruits that can't get married?

Cantaloupes

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I don't know but they cantaloupe.

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Because Africa isn't a country.

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a lot of countries have been inside her.

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Because opposites attract.

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Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.

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They are German and a tad-Polish"

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Nailed it

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A Rollie Pollie

Why did the polish person marry someone from the other side of the country?

Because opposite poles attract