Why do people buy smart cars?

Because opposites attract.

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What is the opposite of Turkish?

Pig Latin

What is the opposite of Polygamy?

gt What is the opposite of Polygamy Monotony

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Why do people wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold out tide.

Why are constipated people so rude?

They don't give a crap

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Why did i buy a black phone?

So it would run faster!!

What kind of bug wants to buy lawn turf?

A gras shopper.

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What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!

Why are all the ladies attracted to Voldemort?

Because of his hex appeal.

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How are Asians and Smart Cars similar?

They are yellow can they only hold small packages

Why do people buy smart cars?

Because opposites attract.