Why are constipated people so rude?

They don't give a crap

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Why do inquisitive peppers annoy people?

Because they get jalapeo business.

When you say you don't feel good "Are you pregnant?

people without kids "Do you have to poop " -people with kids

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Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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What do you call it when Superman craps his pants?

Undy-terd.

Which plant talks the most crap?

Shiitake mushrooms.