Why are constipated people so rude?

They don't give a crap

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What kind of shampoo do people with Down Syndrome use?

Tresemme 21

How do you know if something is art?

People tell you."

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What laxative did the constipated man ask for?

Poop-ease

Why the carpenter is always constipated?

Because his stool so hard!

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Why do happy Asians always have dirty hands?

If you're happy and you know it, crap your hands."

Which plant talks the most crap?

Shiitake mushrooms.