Why are constipated people so rude?

They don't give a crap

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Why do some people think Python scripting is offensive?

Because white space matters. hehee

Why do cemeteries have fences?

Because people are dying to get in.

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What does a Math Professor do when he's constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into the Hulk?

just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

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Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.

Why are constipated people so rude?

They don't give a crap