Which plant talks the most crap?

Shiitake mushrooms.

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How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

What's this ticket, officer?

Loitering "I didn't drop trash" - No. Loitering. "You talk funny" - It's not- "I'm putting this on Twoiter"

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What did the tomato say to the mushroom?

You're a fun guy"

What did one mushroom say to the other?

You're a fungi to be with

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What did the overly excited gardener do when spring arrived?

He wet his plants.

Where did the promiscuous girl from Belgium go to plant her flowers?

ze Hoegaarden.

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What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".

Which plant talks the most crap?

Shiitake mushrooms.

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Which plant talks the most crap?

Shiitake mushrooms.

Why did the Japanese guy get mad and kick the mushroom?

He was sick of all its shiitake.