What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a little girl who's very close to her dog?

Nina

Why don't dogs make good dancers ?

Because they have two left feet !

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What's the difference between a cat and a politician?

A cat will lie your face. A politician will lie your face.

How'd you get the scratches?

flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did the russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!"

What birds spend all their time on their knees ?

Birds of prey !

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.

What kind of street does a ghost like best?

A dead end.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

What do authors do when they are being chased?

They make like Dr. Jekyll and Hyde!

Why did the dog chase the bulldozer?

It doesn't like Cats.