What do authors do when they are being chased?

They make like Dr. Jekyll and Hyde!

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Why are people who vape always trying to chase after bigger clouds?

More storage space.

How did bulldogs get such flat noses?

A: From chasing cars.

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How did the author get from one plot point to the other?

A Segway. --any tweaks to make it better

What does an author have after they get abdominal surgery?

A semi-colon