What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.

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Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

Why are Ethiopian's teeth so white?

Because they never use them

How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

You tape bread to the ceiling.

World Jokes More World Jokes

What do you kiss on a Mexican dish that will trigger the end of the world?

El Taco Lips.

Why did the optimistic Chinese guy wish he had multiple personality disorder?

He wanted to be the Changs he wanted to see in the world.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was too chicken!

Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?

Dead.

What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose ?

Bicycle petals !

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two: one to get it 95% done, and the second to give it the twist at the end.

What is a joke that only makes sense in your own regional dialect/accent?

Sorry for a post that's not a joke but I'm interested. Here's one from where I am. These two ducks are flying over Ballymena. The first one says, "quack quack" and the second one says, "slow down! I'm coming as quack as I cyan."

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

What do authors do when they are being chased?

They make like Dr. Jekyll and Hyde!

Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human?

He was just chasing tail.

Ethiopia Jokes More Ethiopia Jokes

What caused the civil war in Ethiopia?

Too many Negus.

How do you start a raid in Ethiopia?

Staple food to the ceiling!

Fast Animal Jokes More Fast Animal Jokes

What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.

Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.