Why did the optimistic Chinese guy wish he had multiple personality disorder?

He wanted to be the Changs he wanted to see in the world.

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What did the rich socialite's parrot say?

Polly want a cracker with cavier please!

What are you going to do for a face?

When the monkey wants its bum back? :D

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What in the world is this?

The bartender says, "Central Park."

How is the world like a bag of jellybeans?

Nobody likes the black ones.

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What did the Chinese cowboy say?

Nii haw!

Why Chinese vet never hungry?

Dog have rice.

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How do you get wishes from cheese?

You fed-a-genie!

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

Multiple Personality Disorder Jokes More Multiple Personality Disorder Jokes

Why did the lady with multiple personality disorder share her food with a friend?

Because Sharon is Karen.

What's the best part about having multiple personality disorder?

Banging your best friend's wife every night!