Why did the optimistic Chinese guy wish he had multiple personality disorder?

He wanted to be the Changs he wanted to see in the world.

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What do you call a woman with multiple personality disorder?

Polly

What's the best part about having multiple personality disorder?

Banging your best friend's wife every night!