How do you get wishes from cheese?

You fed-a-genie!

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Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What's the most annoying thing about making cheese?

The curds get in the whey!

What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

gets arrested*

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

What country do all cats wish to get their food from?

Viet NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

Why were the locals dissapointed when an old, decrepit, broken down bus rolled into an Egyptian town?

They wished it was Anubis.