What country do all cats wish to get their food from?

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How'd you get the scratches?

flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.

Why can't cats vote?

Because they are non-voting felines!

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Why did the Polish government have to finally ban water-polo throughout the country?

Too many horses were drowning.

Why hasn't Africa ever won Olympic gold in basketball?

Because Africa isn't a country.

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Why is a reflection always twice as good as the real thing?

i actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!

What can you add to any food to make it taste better?

The word "free"

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What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas?

Police Navidad.

What country do all cats wish to get their food from?

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Where did Cookie Monster develop PTSD?

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Which war was the hungriest?

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What country do all cats wish to get their food from?

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