Why did the Polish government have to finally ban water-polo throughout the country?

Too many horses were drowning.

Previous Random Joke Next
Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why is it good that accordionists have a half-ounce more brains than horses?

A: So they don't disgrace themselves in parades.

Where should I put this horse?

When she tells you, say no

Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

How do you keep a black person from drowning?

You don't

Why couldn't the hippie be saved from drowning?

He was too far out man.

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards?

A Czech Republic

What's the biggest type of tree?

A Country.

Ban Jokes More Ban Jokes

What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off ?

Ban-she ban-she !

Why was Game Of Thrones banned from twitter?

Because twitter has an 140 character limit.

Polish Jokes More Polish Jokes

Why do Polish names end in "ski" ?

A: Because they can't spell tobbagan.

What do Polish arctic researchers do at elections?

They have a polar pole poll.

Water Polo Jokes More Water Polo Jokes

Why did they have to stop playing water-polo in Poland?

All the horses drowned

Why did the Polish government have to finally ban water-polo throughout the country?

Too many horses were drowning.