How do you drown a hipster?

In the mainstream

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Why do Norwegians drive Chevys?

They're afraid of drowning in a Fjord.

How do you stop a hippie from drowning?

Take your combat boot off his head.

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What's the difference between a hipster and a lumberjack?

The lumberjack has a job.

Why do hipsters prefer to drink their PBR warm?

So that they can say they liked it before it was cool.

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Where did the hipster drown?

In the mainstream

How do you drown a hipster?

In the mainstream