How do you drown a hipster?

In the mainstream

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What do you call a woman drowning in money?

Rich... Also an ambulance.

What do you call five Mexicans drowning at the bottom of their pool?

Cinco.

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Why didn't the hipster want to see the Saint John River and the Penobscot River?

They're two Maine streams.

What did the icecream truck say to the hipster?

I was a food truck before it was cool.

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Where does one drown a hipster?

In the mainstream.

Where will you never find a hipster fish?

The mainstream