Mainstream Jokes

How do you drown a hipster?

In the mainstream

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Where does one drown a hipster?

In the mainstream.

Why did the hipsters die of dehydration?

They stayed away from the mainstream.

Where do hipsters drown?

the mainstream.

Where do hipsters swim?

Not in the mainstream

How did the hipster die?

He drowned in the mainstream because he stood on it before it was cool.

Why did the hipster never catch a fish?

Because he didn't go in the mainstream

Where did the hipster drown?

In the mainstream

Why don't hipsters like rivers?

Too mainstream

Where will you never find a hipster fish?

The mainstream

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