Why did the hipsters die of dehydration?

They stayed away from the mainstream.

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Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

Where do burgers go when they die?

Burgatory

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Why do hipsters only buy games from GOG?

Because other stores are too mainSteam.

Why are Apple products popular with hipsters?

Steve Jobs went underground.

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What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do?

Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog

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How did the hipster die?

He drowned in the mainstream because he stood on it before it was cool.

Where do hipsters swim?

Not in the mainstream