Why did the hipsters die of dehydration?

They stayed away from the mainstream.

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What happened to the man who died from drinking Shellac?

He had a *lovely finish*.

How did Mister Baggins know when his neighbor had died?

He read it in the Hobbituary.

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Why did the hipsters die of dehydration?

They stayed away from the mainstream.

What s the weight of a hipster?

One Insta-gramm

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Why did the hipsters die of dehydration?

They stayed away from the mainstream.

Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days ?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

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Where will you never find a hipster fish?

The mainstream

Why don't hipsters like rivers?

Too mainstream