Where do burgers go when they die?

Burgatory

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Why do monks wear the same clothes every day?

Because old habits die hard.

What do you call a vegetable/fruit that dies for it's religion?

A Tomartyr

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Why aren't burgers the least bit scared of Halloween?

They're used to people 'goblin' them!

What do you call a cow if he enjoys burgers?

A cannibull