Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game ?

It was a cup draw !

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By looking over your shoulder!

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Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

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Patty O'Furniture

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Shrekmate.

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Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game ?

It was a cup draw !

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Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game ?

It was a cup draw !

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2B or not 2B?

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