Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game ?

It was a cup draw !

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So he could make his 4Chan.

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I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

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Spring time.

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So that they can pack the defence!

Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game ?

It was a cup draw !

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Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game ?

It was a cup draw !

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He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?