Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game ?

It was a cup draw !

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Whats the worst thing you can call a black man that starts with N and ends with R?

Neighbor

Where do you want to go?

So I click on the 'Home' icon and it starts all over again.

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What's the difference between an Aboriginal and a park bench?

One you sit on and the other is a park bench.

How do four whores sit on one chair?

They turn it over.

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Why is 'The Game' the most powerful rapper?

Because you lose every time you talk about him ( )

Why was it so hot in the stadium after the game?

Because all the fans left

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Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game ?

It was a cup draw !

What did the manager of a log cutting company tell his employees when they were working too slow?

Chop chop.

Crockery Jokes More Crockery Jokes

Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game ?

It was a cup draw !

What screams "Allah Akbar" and then smashes your crockery to pieces?

A Daesh washer.

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Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?