How do four whores sit on one chair?

They turn it over.

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How do you stop being an 18 year old Virgin?

Turn 19

What turns a fruit into a vegetable?

AIDS.

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What do you call an Irishman who sits on the porch all year round?

Patty O'Furnature

Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

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What do you call a person who whores themselves out for spaghetti?

A Pastatute

What's the one thing missing from the offensive jokes on r/jokes?

Karma, Whores.

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Why do chickens sit on their eggs?

Because they don't have chairs.

How do you make a hot dog stand?

Take away its chair.