Whats the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

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What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

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What's the difference between "Fake News" and CNN?

I don't know Reddit, that's why I'm asking you

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One blows up kids, the other gets blown by them.

Whats Black and never works?

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Why do terrorists hate wine?

Because there are too many zinfandel's.

What does a terrorist in Antarctica say?

Allahu Akburrrrrr

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What should PMS be called?

Ovary-acting

Why do they call it PMS?

Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

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Whats the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

Where does Putin negotiate?

The Crimea River