Whats the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

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What is the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

What's the difference between a religious revival and a bikers rally?

At a religious revival, they say "STAND UP FOR JESUS" At a bikers rally, they say "SIT DOWN FOR CHRIST'S SAKE"

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Whats the similarity between Monkey in the Middle and Football?

Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.

What do you call a Latino whos car got nicked?

Carlos-t

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What do you call a woman drowning in money?

Rich... Also an ambulance.

Who was Michael Jackson?

Son: Dad, is God man or a woman? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God black or white? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God good or bad? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God - Michael Jackson?

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What do you call a terrorist on vacation?

Aloha ackbar

How do you spot a terrorist?

They'll freak out when they hear a helicopter

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What should PMS be called?

Ovary-acting

Whats the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

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Whats the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

Where does Putin negotiate?

The Crimea River