What kind of disease do you get from birds?

Chirpes. It's a canarial disease, and I hear it's untweetable.

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Disease Jokes More Disease Jokes

What's it called when two strains of a disease are identical?

plague-arism

What disease does a mad scientist have?

boffin spongiform encephalopathy

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Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

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How many birds can play tic-tac-toe?

Toucan

What kind of bird is that?

Just look at that bird!

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What kind of cancer was Jar Jar diagnosed with?

Meesathelioma.

What kind of doctor does a duck visit?

A Ducktor.

Chirpe Jokes More Chirpe Jokes

What kind of disease do you get from birds?

Chirpes. It's a canarial disease, and I hear it's untweetable.

What do you get when you kiss a canary?

Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.

Canarial Disease Jokes More Canarial Disease Jokes

What do you get when you kiss a canary?

Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.

What do you get when you kiss a bird?

Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable!