What kind of disease do you get from birds?

Chirpes. It's a canarial disease, and I hear it's untweetable.

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Disease Jokes More Disease Jokes

What disease causes people to swear at the dinner table?

Gilles de la gourmette

What disease do Spartans get the most?

Leon-itis.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Where is 5?

Student : Yesterday I heard in the news that 5 died in a car accident. DIE

What makes mexican and black jokes so similar?

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

When should you buy a bird?

When it's going Cheep.

Why is it called extra virgin olive oil?

Because they grow the olives inside, away from the birds and the bees.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of shoes does Voldemort wear?

Hor-crocs.

What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)

Chirpe Jokes More Chirpe Jokes

What kind of disease do you get from birds?

Chirpes. It's a canarial disease, and I hear it's untweetable.

What disease do you get from kissing birds?

Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. They say it's untweetable.

Canarial Disease Jokes More Canarial Disease Jokes

What kind of disease do you get from birds?

Chirpes. It's a canarial disease, and I hear it's untweetable.

What do you get when you kiss a bird?

Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable!