push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
He brews!
Don't ask her out again
Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....
THIS IS NOT A JOKE I'm sure you all have heard the joke where has a number for each joke and that everyone just remembers the numbers instead for typing out the jokes. This always made me think "What would joke #1 be?" What do you think it'd be?
Sametime next month? I heard this jome a while back. Sorry if its a repost
None, he fell.
GoT because they push twins together to make a king.
Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.
Waiter: Look at who they have to serve.
Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*
The prices were gastronomical... (I'll show myself out...)
Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.
