Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

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Diversion Mary

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They want to.

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Not /r/movies.

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You have to love easter, baby." (OC)

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What's the most offensive jokes you guys have?

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Why is flatulence more satisfying after a long struggle to push it out?

Because you know you made a real ef-**fart**

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They pushed two twins together and made a king.

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He tips well.

Why doesn't this restaurant have any specials?

Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.

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Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

Special Jokes More Special Jokes

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

Why doesn't this restaurant have any specials?

Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.