Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

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Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

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What do call an old man that asks questions?

Pop Quiz

Why did the archaeologist ask a diamond out to dinner?

Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.

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What gets you a downvote?

Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being

What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

A: "Today children we will learn our ABC's"

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How do you stop a French tank?

A: Shoot the guy that's pushing it!

What is more funny than a penguin sliding down a hill?

The penguin who pushed him!

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

How much did the critic tip the waiter?

Two cents

Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies?

Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter there's a Gorilla in my soup!'

Menu Jokes More Menu Jokes

What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

Special Jokes More Special Jokes

Why doesn't this restaurant have any specials?

Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."