Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

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What do you want for Christmas?

Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend

Why did the bait-shop owner take an apprentice ?

He wanted to be a master-baiter.

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Why can't I have coffee?

Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!

How do you take your coffee?

How do you take your coffee? Ferguson Police Huh? Black, two shots.

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When you're away on a business trip, do you think about me?

Apparently "Only to stop myself from coming too quickly" wasn't the right answer.

What do the racehorse that finished in second and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

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Why are horse-drawn carriages so unpopular?

Cause horses are rubbish at drawing

Why do they call me the fireman?

Cause I turn on the hoes

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What's the hardest part of milking a mouse ?

Getting it to fit over a bucket !

How can you tell when your drowning in milk?

When it gets pasteurise.

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What was the most popular TV show in Ancient Rome and Germany in early AD?

Whose Rhine Is It Anyway?

Why does Poland stay from Germany?

a couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly

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What's the difference between blue paint and red paint?

The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.

What gets you a downvote?

Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being

Latte Jokes More Latte Jokes

How do you make a latte?

Add $5 to a cup of coffee.

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

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What rhymes with Jon Snow?

He doesn't know. , Sorry for the lame joke, just made it up.

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!