Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

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What makes me want to lose the will to live?

r/Jokes!

What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet

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How does Henry VIII like his coffee?

Decap.

What do you call a coffee made with frothy milk that tastes like crap?

A farte

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How do fish make calls?

On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver?

Cause she was a woman

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?

Udder chaos!

What kind of scary bees can produce milk?

boo bees

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What do you call a Germany virgin?

Good 'n' Tight

Where do bacteria like to vacation?

Germany

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What's worse than a white guy walking into a church andshooting 9 black people?

He let the others get away... I feel I'll be downvoted to hell for this...

What's the darkest joke you know?

I've always been a fan or dark humor, so, what's the darkest joke you know. no boundaries, no getting offended. please don't downvote anyone because you find it offensive, that's life, get over it.

Latte Jokes More Latte Jokes

How do you make a latte?

Add $5 to a cup of coffee.

Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention?

Cause William Shatner Coffee. hahahha

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What do two sushi say after one tells a lame joke?

Nigiri, please."

What rhymes with Jon Snow?

He doesn't know. , Sorry for the lame joke, just made it up.