Why do they call me the fireman?

Cause I turn on the hoes

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What do you call a group of hoes in a bathroom?

r/showerthoughts

What do ladies-of-the-night do when in their garden?

They hoe it.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh

Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

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How do you cause a riot at a cat show?

Open a can

Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.

Fireman Jokes More Fireman Jokes

Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?

To hold his pants up.

Why do firemen have bigger balls than policemen?

Because they sell more tickets!