Why do they call me the fireman?

Cause I turn on the hoes

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Hoe Jokes More Hoe Jokes

What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

Why does Santa have 3 houses?

One for each of his hoes.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why can't the bishop walk straight?

Cause he can only move diagonally

Why are calculators grey and boring?

Cause it's what's on the inside that counts! EDIT: it was a joke guys:(

Fireman Jokes More Fireman Jokes

What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

Why do firemen have bigger balls than policemen?

Because they sell more tickets!