When lesbians get married, which one makes the sandwiches?

Neither! Everyone knows they prefer hot pockets

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When lesbians get married, which one makes the sandwiches?

Neither! Everyone knows they prefer hot pockets

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And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'