When lesbians get married, which one makes the sandwiches?

Neither! Everyone knows they prefer hot pockets

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How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Do you know yet Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more

How do you do that?

I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet I know it's raining!

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What do straight guys and lesbians have in common?

They both like girls

What do you call two lesbians in the closet?

a liquor cabinet.

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How do tennis players prefer their steak?

Wimbledon and nicely served.

What gas do snails prefer?

Shell.

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What type of fruit is impossible to marry?

Cantaloupe

Why didn't the melon get married?

Because it can't elope.

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What do WNBA players make?

Sandwiches. Friend told me this today and had to share

What do you call a woman who can't make sandwiches?

Single.

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What's the difference between an Nvidia card and an AMD card?

One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.

What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'