When lesbians get married, which one makes the sandwiches?

Neither! Everyone knows they prefer hot pockets

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Why couldn't the Mexican work a wrench?

I don't know. Torqu?

Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

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What do you call a woman with her tongue out?

A lesbian with a hard on.

What is said at the conclusion of a lesbian marriage ceremony?

You may fist the bride

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

What do you prefer, flat or sparkling?

Him: Water Me: No, my personality.

Why do 9 out of 10 bear moms prefer minivans over sedans?

All the extra cubholders.

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

What's black and married to my daughter?

Nothing because I'm a good parent.

How do you get a paper baby?

Marry an old bag.

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

How do you start a rave party in Africa without a soundsystem?

Glue a sandwich on the ceiling.

What do vampires make sandwiches out of?

Self-raising dead.

Hot Pocket Jokes More Hot Pocket Jokes

What's the difference between an Nvidia card and an AMD card?

One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.

What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'