Neither! Everyone knows they prefer hot pockets
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One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.
And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'
When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
None. She should have opened it as she brought it to you.
A pocket full of shells.
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls.
In bytes.
Mayo mayo mayo mayooooooooooooooooo
They just have a feel for that kind of thing.
Well, you never know!
Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.
With its buccaneers!
The slide into poverty.
By feeding the poor to the hungry.
Well-hung.
a liquor cabinet.
