Hot Pocket Jokes

When lesbians get married, which one makes the sandwiches?

Neither! Everyone knows they prefer hot pockets

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What's the difference between an Nvidia card and an AMD card?

One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.

What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'

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What's the difference between an Nvidia card and an AMD card?

One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.

Why did nVidia built the first self-driving car?

on all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.

Poverty Jokes More Poverty Jokes

What does Ramen and Ketchup taste like together?

Poverty.

What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy?

Poverty

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Whats the difference between Love and Herpes?

Your mother didn't give you love.

Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Because his mother was in a jam.

Pocket Jokes More Pocket Jokes

What do you get when you do laundry and accidentally leave chocolate in your pocket?

Lindt choclate.

What's it called when you commission someone to make an animated image for your girlfriend but he pockets the money and disappears?

A gf gif gift grift

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

Who's there ! Bud ! Bud who ?

Budweiser the King of Beers !

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference... What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law and the other is a sick bird.

What is the difference between San Francisco and Larkspur?

Larkspur has a ferry terminal, San Francisco has terminal fairies.

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

Where do weightlifters get their sandwiches?

Subwhey.

What is a sandwich on a ship?

A sub-marine

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why is a reflection always twice as good as the real thing?

i actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.