What do the members of Blackstreet like on their sandwiches?

Mayo mayo mayo mayooooooooooooooooo

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How many members of an ethnicity does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number! One member to perform the task, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical to the ethnicity in question.

What did Vladimir name his member?

Put-in. (In a Russian accent)

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What do you call a woman who can't make sandwiches?

Single.

Why can't you starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.