Why are the Ninja Turtles on the No-Fly list?

Because they are members of an underground Splinter cell.

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Which member felt the warmest?

The conductor.

Why are the Ninja Turtles on the No-Fly list?

Because they are members of an underground Splinter cell.

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Why did Gandalf have to go to the hospital to get a splinter removed?

He had a staff infection...

How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?

Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.

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Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands

Why are the Ninja Turtles on the No-Fly list?

Because they are members of an underground Splinter cell.