Why are the Ninja Turtles on the No-Fly list?

Because they are members of an underground Splinter cell.

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What do you call an asian who hates black people?

A member of the Kru Krux Kran

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Why are the Ninja Turtles on the No-Fly list?

Because they are members of an underground Splinter cell.

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Why are the Ninja Turtles on the No-Fly list?

Because they are members of an underground Splinter cell.