How do you get a kleenex to dance?

You put a little boogie in it.

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Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

Why did so many black people die in Vietnam?

Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.

Kleenex Jokes More Kleenex Jokes

What do you call allergy season without any Kleenexes?

A tissue

How do you ensure the Letter Y has a clean bathroom experience?

A Kleenex. That will be all.