What happened when the Malaysian asked the Russian out on a date?

He got shot down.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What's the difference between a Russian Potato and a U.S. Potato?

The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.

What is a Russian man's favourite Justin Timberlake song?

Crimea River

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What happens when you get too much sun exposure in Switzerland?

You get a sun *Bern.*

What happened when the carrot died?

There was a huge turnip at the funeral.

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What do you call a beach where you go to shoot gorillas and break Islamic law?

Haram Bay

Why didn't the police shoot the polarbear who was wandering peacefully around the streets?

Because he was white.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

When your kid asks you (daddy is it time to go crazy?

you don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say My little joke

Why do you need a door then?

I asked him.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What's the best month for dating?

Sep-tinder!

Why do programmers like to concatenate time stamps?

It's the only way they can get a string of dates.

Malaysian Jokes More Malaysian Jokes

Why don't Malaysian TV shows get commissioned?

Because they all have terrible pilots.

How do you prevent 9/11?

Make it a Malaysian airlines flight.