Why didn't the police shoot the polarbear who was wandering peacefully around the streets?

Because he was white.

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Why do black people always die first in scary movies?

Because they never run from nothin but the police

What did the police say to the hot dog?

You are under arrest.

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What do selfies make me want to do?

Shoot myself

How would America win gold medals in shooting for the Olympics?

They take their prison population and school population to Rio.

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Why did the macaroni cross the street with a bible?

Because it's a pastor )

Why did the 25 year old cross the street?

To catch a charmander.

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What do you call a pre-historical human who wanders around too much?

A Meanderthal

Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!