What do I have now?

Oh, I do not know, DIABETES MAYBE!"

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Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

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What does Jimmy have?

Diabetes. Jimmy has diabetes.

Which knight of the round table had Diabetes?

Sir Lance-a-lot