How do pirates know that they exist?

They think, therefore they arrrr

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What's your favorite joke appropriate for a 6-8 year old?

I am a ski instructor and I've recently been teaching these two boys who are 6 and 8 year old brothers. I realized today that I know zero jokes appropriate enough or funny to this demographic. I feel like they think I am super boring. Give me some help to make the chairlift more exciting!!

How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. But I don't know how they got in there.

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Why does Batman think so highly about himself?

Bruce Wayne.

Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?

His answer: "My mom."

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What did the Pirate say when he got his firecrackers?

Ahoy M-80

Why was the pirate fired from the babyGap?

For stealing the booty

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What did the pirate say when he turned 81?

Nothing, as he didn't exist. The probability of anyone in that demographic reaching their eighties is particularly low, and an active pirate being eighty one years of age is further rendered a statistical impossibility given that a pirate would need to be above a certain threshold in terms of physical ability.

How many blonde jokes exist?

One. This one. The rest are all true.

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Why are pirates funny?

Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)

How do pirates know that they exist?

They think, therefore they arrrr