Where do you guys stand on the cheese debate?

I'm staunchly pro-volone.

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Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it is two-tired (too tired).

Why are women's feet smaller than men's?

So they can stand closer to the sink.

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When a guy yells out, "Linda why didn't you give your mom any grandkids?

She yelled back, "Because I swallowed them all!"

What do you call two guys on a pair of curtains?

Kurt n Rod.