What kind of gum do astronauts chew?

Hubble Bubble

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What do astronauts do to host a party?

They planet.

Why are Astronauts seen as condescending?

Because all they do is look down at people.

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How does a train eat?

It goes chew, chew

What kind of gum do astronauts chew?

Hubble Bubble

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What kind of floor do dinosaurs' bathrooms have?

A: Rep-tiles.

What kind of Fuel does the Iron Giant run on?

Vin Diesel!

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What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

What's long and hard when you first put in in your mouth, but soft and wrinkly when you take it out?

A piece of gum, you pervert!