What kind of gum do astronauts chew?

Hubble Bubble

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What's the difference between an astronaut and a NASA intern?

One's constantly preparing for lunch.

Why didn't the astronauts land on the moon?

Because it was full. * (from a taffy taffy wrapper--oh my god what am I doing with my life)

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What chews on trees and sings?

Justin Beaver

What did Bea Arthur whisper in her lover's ear?

An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.

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What kind of shark is always drunk?

A hammeredhead

What kind of girls date firefighters?

Hose.

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What's the best way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer.

Why is a train like a stick of gum?

A: One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.