What kind of gum do astronauts chew?

Hubble Bubble

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How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

I just need some space."

What do you call a Mexican walking on the moon?

An astronaut you racist..

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What did Bea Arthur whisper in her lover's ear?

An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.

Why are dogs in a lot of pain?

Because they chew balls.

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What kind of genie only grants wishes to men?

A misogenie.

What kind of hair do oceans have ?

Wavy !

Gum Jokes More Gum Jokes

What's long and hard when you first put in in your mouth, but soft and wrinkly when you take it out?

A piece of gum, you pervert!

What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.