What do astronauts do to host a party?

They planet.

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How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

I just need some space."

What do you call an Asian woman on the moon?

an Astronaut

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What do golfers do on nights out?

par**ty.

Why do rpg characters like potions so much?

Because they're always the life of the party!

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What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?

Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.

Who hosts the Late Night Show in North Korea?

Jimmy Kim-il