What do astronauts do to host a party?

They planet.

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Why is it hard dating an astronaut?

Because they have space issues.

Why was the astronaut so sore?

He had a buildup of ga-lactic acid.

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What happens to the cannibal who is late to the party?

He gets the cold shoulder.

How did the potato get back from the party?

It booked a Tuber.

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Why did Leonardo di Caprio want Steve Harvey to host the Oscars?

He'd get it.

What do astronauts do to host a party?

They planet.