What happens to the cannibal who is late to the party?

He gets the cold shoulder.

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What on Earth happened?

The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.

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Benny thing happening !

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How can you get a cannibal to go away?

Give him the finger.

What do you call large number of cannibals stranded on an island?

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Why didn't Thor like the party?

It was too Loki.

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Why was the cannibal sad at dinner?

Because he got the cold shoulder.

What do cannibals get when they are late for dinner?

The cold shoulder