Why was the centipede late ?

Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother !

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Why did Regina George's dog only play keep-away?

because fetch is not going to happen.

Why are stormtroopers so bad at aiming?

Because they're playing on console.

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What's the name of your former bank?

I said, "Piggy"

How high can Miss Piggy count?

68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...

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What has 100 legs and 3 teeth?

A centipede on meth.

What's worse than a centipede with sore feet?

A giraffe with a sore throat.