Why was the centipede late ?

Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother !

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What instrument do skeletons play?

A trombone!

Why was the man arrested for having his skin flute played?

It was in A-minor

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Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

Centipede Jokes More Centipede Jokes

Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team ?

He took too long to put his boots on !

What goes 99-clonk 99-clonk 99-clonk ?

A centipede with a wooden leg !