Because they're playing on console.
Because he plays with Pooh
Wii U, Wii U, Wii U...
Memories of your dad leaving you are in 30fps
Because consoles can't ketchup.
Because they always miss.
Just the First Order.
because he can't aim steadily
It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.