Why are stormtroopers so bad at aiming?

Because they're playing on console.

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Who's your friend who likes to play?

JOHN CENA** *DUn DUnDUnDUn DUn DUnDUnDUn.*

When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games?

The Wii hours of the morning.

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What console does god use?

Praystation

What's the worst thing about owning a console?

Memories of your dad leaving you are in 30fps

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What happens when a stormtrooper and a redshirt get in a fight?

The stormtrooper misses every shot, but the red shirt still dies.

How many stormtroopers does it take to change a glowpanel?

2. One to change it, and another to shoot him and take the credit.

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What does a terrorist tell hes son?

Aim to the sky, maybe you'll shoot a plane.

What was the last thing that went through the Sandy Hook child's mind?

A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.